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(Lock clicks)

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(Phone rings)

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The stuffs here all right. Let me know
if there's any sign of the opposition.

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(Camera shutter clicks)

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(Footsteps approaching)

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- 'Penman?'
- What? What is it? Someone coming?

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No.

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It was nothing.

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No one coming.

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No one.

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(Gunshot)

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(Gunshot)

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(Gunshot)

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Melville!

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Why?

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Why didn't you warn me?

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Seven.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
My game, I think.

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Steed, you've just won the last 20 games.

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Yes, I have, haven't I?

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- It's not that I don't trust you.
- Of course not.

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It's just that I think such good fortune
ought to be shared.

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Of course.

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- (Phone rings)
- Excuse me.

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Yes?

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Oh, Mother! Yes, right away.

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Very sorry. I've got to go.

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- (Tara) Mother, eh?
- Yes, I might have guessed.

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- Why's that?
- It's Mother's Day!

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It's Mother's Day.

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(Door closes)

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- Sorry. Full up.
- What do you mean "full up"?

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(Bell dings)

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Room for one more?

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Could we dispense with the jokes
this morning, thank you, Steed?

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Ah, Rhonda, I'll have one of those.

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I'm very sorry. Trouble in Botswana.

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Trouble in abdomen. Too many oysters.

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(Phone rings)

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<i>Lai ka ho la ho lakitao.</i>

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<i>Ilya to ho to ho lakitao. Lakitao!</i>

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(Hangs up)

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I'm surrounded by incompetence.

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In general or in particular?

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Both, that's why I have to involve you
in a case that a child of two

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could have sewn up in half an hour.

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- Well, who's the fly in your ointment?
- Melville.

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Melville? I thought he was your ...
your blue-eyed boy.

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- He was.
- What happened?

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I wish I knew.

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Since he started work on the
Edgefield case, it's become a nightmare.

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Departments losing agents
and I'm losing sleep.

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What's the Edgefield case?

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Three months ago, Sir Joseph asked us
to compile a dossier on Lord Edgefield.

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Our investigations have confirmed

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that he has a long record
of extortion and blackmail.

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Mostly directed against Security
and Foreign Service personnel.

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Now we have a witness prepared
to give evidence against him,

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but we needed conclusive proof.

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- And you assigned Melville to get it?
- Yes.

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A perfectly straightforward operation,
I should have thought.

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So far the balance sheet reads:
gains, nil; losses, two men.

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Last night I sent him out again and
if past experience is anything to go by,

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he'll return empty-handed and alone.

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He was working with a partner?

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- Oh, naturally.
- Who?

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(Mother) Penman.

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(Doorbell rings)

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Penman.

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Penman?

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Look outside.

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In dustbin.

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And ... warn Steed ... Mother.

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Warn them about what?

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Melville.

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(Pants)

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Melville ... Traitor.

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There's something very odd
about this case, Steed.

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- You're taking Melville off it?
- No.

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- Why not?
- Work together. Finish the job.

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- And at the same time ...
- Keep an eye on him.

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Both eyes, Steed.

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(Bell dings)

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- Well, any luck?
- No.

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- No photographs?
- Nothing.

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- No book?
- Wasn't there.

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- Where's Penman?
- He's gone home.

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Is he all right?

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As far as I know.

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- Good we've still got Plummer.
- Who's Plummer?

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The star witness. It looks as if
we'll have to depend entirely on him.

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Sir Joseph's called a meeting this morning
with Lord Edgefield and Plummer at 11:30,

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in which the whole case will be reviewed.

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The whole case resting
on the evidence of one man.

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Precisely. You'd better get over there
and look after him.

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- His market value's just risen 100%.
- Right.

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Oh, and Steed, take Melville with you.
He's expecting you both.

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(Door buzzer sounds)

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(Barks)

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(Glass clinking)

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(Dog yaps)

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(Steed) Plummer! Plummer!

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(Door buzzer sounds)

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- What's happened?
- Someone in my kitchen.

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Frightened him off.
Disappeared down the fire escape.

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Maybe he thought you kept
your jewellery on ice. Anything missing?

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- Not as far as I can see.
- Anything that shouldn't be here?

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- No.
- Except this.

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What's the matter with it?

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Plucky,
but from the wrong side of the hill.

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(Melville) Thanks.
(Steed) Milk, Plummer?

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(Plummer) Yes, please.

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(Steed) I gather you've had
personal experience

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of the way that Edgefield operates.

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That's one way of putting it. He was
responsible for my brother's suicide.

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Can you prove it?

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Jack told me
what Edgefield said to him,

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and I have his cancelled cheques
for the year before he died.

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- What do they show?
- Blackmail.

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He paid Edgefield a total
of £10,000 over that period.

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- What department did he work in?
- Security. Missile Division.

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- Then the question is ...
- What else did he give him?

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Mm.

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Makes it even more urgent
to get Edgefield behind bars.

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Don't worry. Won't be long now.

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You're certain the case is now
watertight, Steed? No loopholes?

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Those cheques speak for themselves.

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Only if there were no legitimate reason
for their payment.

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There wasn't. Plummer's brother told him
that Edgefield was blackmailing him.

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Good. Good.
That makes it pretty conclusive.

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Now, we shall want you to be
as specific as possible, Mr Plummer.

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Don't leave him room to manoeuvre.

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We want the exact dates ...
Oh, he's here already.

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I'm making a recording
of this historic interview.

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- (Knock on door)
- Come in!

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Lord Edgefield, Sir Joseph.

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Well, well, well.
The vultures are gathering it seems.

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- Morning, Edgefield. Mr Steed.
- My lord.

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Melville.
Mr Plummer I believe you know.

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Yes, indeed.

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I'm sorry to hear
about your brother, Plummer.

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- Do sit down.
- Thank you.

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Before we begin, Sir Joseph, I should
like to make one thing quite clear.

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Damages for defamation of character
in my case could be punitive.

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Yes, I'm well aware of that.

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However, I am assured that the charges
about to be brought against you

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can be substantiated.

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Mr Plummer, I believe
you attribute your brother's death

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directly to the fact that he was being
blackmailed by Lord Edgefield.

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Now can you prove these allegations?

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Mr Plummer ... would you tell us,
please, in your own words, of course,

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about the conversation you overheard
between your brother and Lord Edgefield?

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Come on.
There's nothing to be afraid of.

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Seems your little bird
is reluctant to sing.

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Were you or were you not
present during that conversation?

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No.

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Ahem.
Well, let me rephrase the question.

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Have you any reason to believe that your
brother's association with Lord Edgefield

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was a contributory factor to his suicide?

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This is outrageous.
You're putting words into his mouth.

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I am simply repeating what he said
in his original statement.

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Was Lord Edgefield responsible
for your brother's death?

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No.

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Did you not at one time
hold such an opinion?

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No.

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- But only an hour or so ago ...
- Just a minute, Steed! Just a minute.

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Am I to take it, then, that you have no
charges to bring against Lord Edgefield?

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No.

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I take it I may go?

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Yes.

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Good day, gentlemen.

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And you, Mr Plummer. You may go too.

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Thank you, sir.

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Spring cleaning?

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You've got a visitor.

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(Steed) Anyone I know?

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I'm afraid so. Penman.

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- When did he arrive?
- Soon after you left.

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- Did he say anything?
- He told me to look in the dustbins.

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- Which you've been doing.
- Mm.

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- What for?
- That I suppose.

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Interesting.

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He said something else.
He said I should warn you and Mother.

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- What about?
- That Melville's a traitor.

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- He needn't have bothered.
- Why?

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It's self-evident.
Melville said they didn't get the films.

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Yet here they are.

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- Now this is an unexpected development.
- Underexposed.

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Two possibilities. Either he didn't know
that Penman got the photographs.

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Or it's a deliberate lie to turn
the Edgefield interview into a fiasco.

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We have to know which.
There's one way to be sure.

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You want me to partner Melville
in an assignment.

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At the same time,
find out what he's up to.

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Kill two birds ... with one stone.

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00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:52,339
Wrong number. It says "request stop".
We're refusing your request.

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This is asking for trouble, Mother.

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We have to be certain.
The security of the department's at stake.

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And Steed's life.

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He'll be all right.
Forewarned is forearmed.

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Not against a knife in the back.
There must be another way.

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- Can you think of one?
- No.

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Exactly.

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00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,552
Well, I still think
it's an unnecessary risk.

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- Take your mind off it.
- How?

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Pay Plummer a visit. Find out
why he changed his testimony.

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- All right.
- And Tara ...

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Yes, Mother?

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00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,298
I shouldn't worry too much about Steed.

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He usually knows what he's up to.

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(Yaps)

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(Glass shatters)

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Very clever. Seems you're a woman's
best friend as well.

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00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,089
(Yaps)

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00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,301
Shh.

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00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,132
Now the trouble with you, Suzie,
is you're a liar.

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No reply.

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(Phone rings)

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- Yes?
- (Steed) 'I'm in. Keep me posted.'

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00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,343
Right.

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00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,594
Melville, any sign of Edgefield yet?

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No.

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(Door closes)

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00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,041
- Melville? Everything still clear?
- Yes.

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(Lift whirrs and door opens)

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- Put this away, Brayshaw.
- Very good, sir.

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Thank you.

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00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:57,756
Melville!

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Get out.

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00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,052
Huh. What did you do that for?

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For services not rendered.

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What do you mean?

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Get up.

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00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:55,251
Why did you tell me that Edgefield hadn't
come back when you knew he had?

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- I didn't.
- I asked if there was any sign of him.

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- You said no.
- I said yes.

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00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,003
You've been doing this
for some time, haven't you?

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00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:07,672
What?

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00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:11,672
You've been feeding false information
to your partners.

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00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:15,001
I have never given them
false information in my life.

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Three of them are dead.

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They're not.

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00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:21,885
Get back in the car.

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00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:25,795
- Where are we going?
- To Headquarters.

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00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:28,796
- Why?
- To make a little test.

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00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:37,337
No need to be nervous, Mr Melville.

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00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:42,134
The lie detector test is mainly for the
purpose of exonerating innocent people.

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Let's get on with it then.

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00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,002
Quite.

249
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,294
Mother?

250
00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:56,592
Were you telling the truth when you said
you and Penman failed to get the photos?

251
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:57,834
Yes.

252
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,588
Were you telling the truth when
you said that Penman wasn't hurt?

253
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,301
Yes.

254
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:06,421
Have you been feeding false information
to fellow agents?

255
00:24:06,542 --> 00:24:10,843
- No.
- Well, all those answers were true.

256
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,427
Are you sure you haven't got
your wires crossed?

257
00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:15,169
I beg your pardon, Mr Steed?

258
00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:17,715
- It is plugged in, isn't it?
- Naturally.

259
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:22,134
Melville, did you deliberately
give false information to Steed

260
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,503
whilst he was
at Lord Edgefield's apartment?

261
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:25,968
Of course not.

262
00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:28,710
- True.
- Untrue.

263
00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:32,758
Mr Steed, this machine is infallible.
It's never made a mistake.

264
00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:35,674
Well, there's always a first time.
It is human.

265
00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:38,875
Let us try a more direct approach,
Steed.

266
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,673
Check the basic facts.

267
00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:43,136
- Right. Melville?
- Yes?

268
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,129
- Did you and I work together today?
- No.

269
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:50,676
- (Mother) Well?
- According to the machine, that was true.

270
00:24:51,417 --> 00:24:53,090
As you suspected.

271
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,799
It seems that
we've found our problem.

272
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,011
But not solved it.

273
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,468
Problem?

274
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,085
(Glass clinking)

275
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,335
(Engine revs)

276
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,253
Ah! The mountain comes
to Muhammad.

277
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:30,003
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, merely a figure of speech.

278
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:32,253
- I take it you have something for me?
- Yes.

279
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:35,800
- 5,000?
- You're at liberty to count it.

280
00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:39,797
I trust you.
Noblesse oblige and all that.

281
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:42,716
- It worked like a dream.
- Good.

282
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:46,637
- Always happy to give satisfaction.
- But it's not enough.

283
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,003
We've arranged
a regular delivery service.

284
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:53,710
I mean, this will only give me
a temporary breathing space.

285
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:58,213
It won't be long before they come up
with someone else to testify against me.

286
00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:01,086
- We can't deliver all over London.
- I'm aware of that.

287
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,302
What else do you suggest?

288
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:07,627
That we stop attacking the body
and concentrate on the head.

289
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,969
I see. Sir Joseph.

290
00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:15,250
That would be very expensive
in view of the risk involved.

291
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:18,299
- How much?
- Another 10,000.

292
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,636
Very well, but hurry.
There isn't much time.

293
00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:39,253
Special delivery, Lane.
Sir Joseph Tarleton. Two pints, please.

294
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,797
Yes, sir.

295
00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:46,839
(Knock on door)

296
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,460
Come in.

297
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,382
- Mr Steed, sir.
- Ah!

298
00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:57,634
- I'm sorry to disturb you, Sir Joseph.
- That's all right. What's on your mind?

299
00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,502
- These.
- What are they?

300
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:03,050
Edgefield's records of payments
received and from whom.

301
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:06,717
Hm ... Manna from heaven, eh?

302
00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:10,007
Well, heaven helps those
who help themselves.

303
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,127
Yes, precisely.

304
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:16,546
- Amanda, come in for a moment, please.
- 'Yes, sir.'

305
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,671
If none of these men testify,
we're back where we started.

306
00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:21,920
- We've got nothing to lose.
- Quite.

307
00:28:23,792 --> 00:28:27,922
Amanda, I want the numbers of the people
on this list, please. As soon as possible.

308
00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:29,544
Yes, Sir Joseph.

309
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,837
Make yourself at home, Steed.
This looks like being a long job.

310
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:51,382
- No luck?
- Closed up like an oyster.

311
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,504
- How many left?
- Three.

312
00:28:56,250 --> 00:29:00,551
Mr Nesbitt?
This is Joseph Tarleton.

313
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:05,798
Two months ago you made
a very large payment to Lord Edgefield.

314
00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:08,136
May I ask what that payment was for?

315
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:15,047
I see. Well, in that case would you
care to come round and see me?

316
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:16,635
Immediately.

317
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:19,339
Thank you.

318
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:22,962
- Someone willing to testify?
- We've got a bite.

319
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,711
Plummer was willing to testify.

320
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,335
Quite.

321
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,506
But this time
nothing must go wrong.

322
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,632
I was going to come
and see you anyway, Sir Joseph.

323
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:32,505
You should have come to see me as
soon as Lord Edgefield approached you.

324
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:34,047
I realise that now.

325
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:38,377
It was just that he threatened to ...
make public a past indiscretion.

326
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,754
Hm. Well, I'm not interested
in your private life, Mr Nesbitt.

327
00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:45,129
I'm interested in whether you're willing
to give us a sworn statement.

328
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,548
- Yes. Yes, I am.
- Good.

329
00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:49,169
Do please sit down.

330
00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:52,717
I suggest we go over the details
before Lord Edgefield arrives.

331
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,801
Would you like a coffee?

332
00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,294
Thank you.

333
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:58,636
- Steed?
- Please.

334
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,961
- Amanda, coffee for three, please.
- 'Yes, sir.'

335
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,003
(Door opens then closes)

336
00:32:24,292 --> 00:32:25,714
(Door closes)

337
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,301
(Milk bubbles)

338
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:47,676
Worried about lack of vitamins?

339
00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:50,636
Desperately. I'm just wasting away.

340
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:55,254
Then we must bring the roses
back to your cheeks, mustn't we?

341
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,630
(Gasps)

342
00:34:09,042 --> 00:34:10,510
Hey?

343
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:13,589
Hey!

344
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,051
(Groans)

345
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:17,090
Did she get away?

346
00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:19,882
Yeah. But I shouldn't worry too much
if I were you.

347
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,343
Why not?

348
00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:24,462
She must have swallowed
at least half a pint.

349
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,252
(Tyres screeching)

350
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,836
I said immediately, Lord Edgefield.

351
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:37,802
We now have a witness
who's impervious to your threats.

352
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:42,003
- He's coming straight round.
- Good.

353
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:45,004
- Well, it should be plain sailing now.
- Should be.

354
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,344
I must confess
I'm looking forward to this.

355
00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:49,756
(Phone rings)

356
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:52,128
- (Tara) 'Sir Joseph?'
- Oh, yes, Miss King?

357
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,503
This is very unimportant!

358
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,923
Don't bother me now then.
I'm rather busy.

359
00:34:57,042 --> 00:35:00,091
- 'I don't want to warn you.'
- I beg your pardon?

360
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:04,543
Whatever you do,
don't be careful.

361
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,386
Look, you're wasting my time,
Miss King.

362
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,002
Sir Joseph?

363
00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:13,216
Miss King. Most extraordinary.

364
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,462
- What did she say?
- She didn't say.

365
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,507
Well, now, shall we have some coffee
while we're waiting?

366
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,593
Black or with milk, Mr Nesbitt?

367
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,176
(Knock on door)

368
00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:36,260
(Sir Joseph) Come in.

369
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,423
Lord Edgefield.

370
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,209
Sir Joseph, I hope for your sake
this horse doesn't let you down.

371
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,927
I think you'll find
he's champing at the bit.

372
00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:50,966
- He's not under starter's orders yet.
- Oh, quite so.

373
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:55,793
Perhaps you would care to reaffirm
your intention to testify, Mr Nesbitt?

374
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:59,342
- (Nesbitt) Certainly.
- Do please begin.

375
00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:04,967
Lord Edgefield first came
to my office on 9th May.

376
00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:08,212
He told me that unless I put
certain documents at his disposal,

377
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,177
he would reveal a past indiscretion
to the authorities.

378
00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:13,215
- You gave him those documents?
- Yes.

379
00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:18,260
Since that time, under the same threat,
I paid him a sum of money every month.

380
00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:22,130
(Steed) How much did that amount to?
(Nesbitt) Approximately £5,000.

381
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:25,504
That tallies with the entries
in Edgefield's notebook.

382
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,753
Well, guilty or not guilty,
Sir Joseph?

383
00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:32,301
- Not guilty.
- This is conclusive proof!

384
00:36:32,417 --> 00:36:34,715
I disagree.
It's completely inconclusive.

385
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,094
Sir Joseph, we've got him
where we want him.

386
00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:40,210
I repeat,
this evidence proves nothing.

387
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,301
Don't you want to obtain a conviction?

388
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:43,885
No.

389
00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:52,094
Lord Edgefield is the most incorrupt,
irreproachable man in the country.

390
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,711
An idealist. A philanthropist.

391
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:56,551
A paragon of virtue!

392
00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,882
- Then I take it the interview is over?
- Of course.

393
00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:11,298
Good day, gentleman.

394
00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,677
(Gurgling)

395
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:35,296
- Return of the prodigal.
- No!

396
00:37:35,417 --> 00:37:37,340
Well, return of the thrifty.

397
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:38,926
No.

398
00:37:39,583 --> 00:37:42,382
- Hm!
- Why the enigmatic phone call?

399
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,843
I phoned no one.

400
00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:45,960
You called Sir Joseph! I was there!

401
00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,710
No!

402
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,585
Where did you go?

403
00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:51,630
Steed ...

404
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,593
Tara King's gone to visit Steed, sir.

405
00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:13,170
No worry. She can't do much harm.

406
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,136
- But just to be on the safe side ...
- 'Yes, sir?'

407
00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:19,135
... deliver Steed two pints.

408
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:21,093
Right away, sir.

409
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:25,877
(Vehicle approaching)

410
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,713
- A milk float. Mean something to you?
- No!

411
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,169
- What's the matter?
- Nothing!

412
00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:15,010
Now look here.

413
00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:18,334
- What does the milk float mean to you?
- Nothing!

414
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,677
- Was it the man driving it?
- Nothing!

415
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,635
- Have you ever seen him before?
- No!

416
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,128
Then why did you behave
in that manner?

417
00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:43,464
(Door closes)

418
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:55,087
"The milk is harmless."

419
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:06,752
(Doorbell rings)

420
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,835
Melville! Just the man.

421
00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:17,461
- Just the man to what?
- Illuminate my darkness.

422
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,881
Steed, Penman's dead.

423
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:24,792
- I know.
- Why? I gave him plenty of warning.

424
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,173
- Are you sure?
- What do you mean?

425
00:40:33,042 --> 00:40:36,251
Only you saw someone come into
the garage when Penman was there.

426
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,752
Yes, the chauffeur.

427
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:40,594
- And you warned Penman immediately?
- Of course!

428
00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:44,011
You don't think
I'm responsible for his death?

429
00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,590
- Tell me something, Melville.
- What?

430
00:40:49,167 --> 00:40:51,295
You take milk in your coffee?

431
00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:52,839
Yes, usually.

432
00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:56,761
In future, I'd take it black.

433
00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:15,631
(Glass shatters)

434
00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:43,919
(Grunts)

435
00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:55,502
Well ... if it isn't Miss King again.

436
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:06,344
Analyse it?
What do you expect to find in it?

437
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:08,085
- The key.
- To what?

438
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:11,508
- Three deaths.
- Well, it looks perfectly harmless to me.

439
00:42:11,625 --> 00:42:14,629
- That's the whole idea.
- Gould.

440
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,377
(She whistles)

441
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,676
Yes, Mother?

442
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:21,545
Have this analysed.
I want the report in half an hour.

443
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,841
- Three deaths you say?
- So far.

444
00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:26,801
And what do you mean by that?

445
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,921
We'll be lucky if we don't get a fourth.

446
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,842
You see, I'm not alone.
I have the whole place surrounded.

447
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:40,007
My dear Miss King,
you have such appealing eyes.

448
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:43,959
If I didn't know you'd drunk our special
milk, I'd be inclined to believe you.

449
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:45,835
(Whistles)

450
00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:47,460
Check the door.

451
00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:52,215
Nothing.

452
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:55,007
Butter wouldn't melt
in your mouth, Miss King.

453
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,256
Or would it?

454
00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,922
- Sloman?
- Yeah?

455
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,593
Put her in the butter machine.

456
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:19,552
(Mother) The analysis report
doesn't tell us very much.

457
00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:21,669
Colourless liquid extracted from milk

458
00:43:21,792 --> 00:43:25,171
in some form of hallucinatory drug
defying analysis.

459
00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:27,590
Hallucinatory drug.

460
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,334
- Suppose ...
- It had the effect of inverting the truth?

461
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:37,588
Mm-hm. Now Nesbitt and I had
black coffee. Sir Joseph, white.

462
00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:41,008
- And Plummer?
- He drank his while he was shaving.

463
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,468
Changed his testimony.

464
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:44,881
And Tara tried to warn Sir Joseph.

465
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,968
But she couldn't.

466
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,177
So she warned me.

467
00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:52,546
- Dreamy Cream Dairies.
- What on earth is that?

468
00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:55,796
That was the name on the milk float.
Tara must've gone there.

469
00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:59,000
- I suggest you do the same.
- Milk. Ho!

470
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,628
(Horn toots)

471
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,460
Comfortable?

472
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:28,006
Have you got anything
like air conditioning?

473
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,844
I shouldn't worry.
You'll be cooling off in a moment.

474
00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:33,211
I've sent for Steed.
He should be here soon.

475
00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:36,507
- I'm afraid I don't believe you.
- Why?

476
00:44:36,625 --> 00:44:40,584
For the simple reason that you're unable
to tell him. The lie drug saw to that.

477
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,130
Lie drug?

478
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:45,753
A little invention of my own.

479
00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:49,505
It neutralises the faculty that
distinguishes the true from the false.

480
00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,172
And as you may have guessed ...

481
00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:54,262
- It's not in the milk.
- That's right. It's in the milk.

482
00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:56,298
- Simple, but effective.
- No.

483
00:44:56,417 --> 00:45:00,172
A distillation designed to eliminate
the George Washington syndrome.

484
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:03,136
- I don't see!
- I thought you would.

485
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:08,172
So I'm afraid it's highly unlikely that
Steed will be coming to your rescue.

486
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:12,256
(Screams)

487
00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:26,008
Of course, now that Lord Edgefield's
affairs are so happily resolved,

488
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,877
we shall move on to higher things.

489
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:31,461
I need hardly point out the chaos
my drug would cause

490
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:35,292
if one or two key members of a National
Security system were to take it.

491
00:45:35,417 --> 00:45:36,760
Complete organisation.

492
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:40,254
Such a weapon would be worth
a great deal of money, don't you think?

493
00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:42,469
- No.
- I knew you'd agree with me.

494
00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:47,797
You'll appreciate we can't allow anyone
to stand in our way now, Miss King.

495
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,466
So I've devised
a rather unusual death for you.

496
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,005
(Tara) Thank you!

497
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,672
Sykes?

498
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,044
Sykes?

499
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:43,421
Ah! I thought we'd have
a little celebration.

500
00:46:43,542 --> 00:46:45,886
Splendid idea.
All go according to plan?

501
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,843
Like clockwork. My worries are over.

502
00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:51,417
So are ours.
Let's drink to a trouble-free future.

503
00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:57,587
- To a successful association.
- To a formidable partnership.

504
00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:00,086
- Heh, heh.
- The first of many.

505
00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:01,755
(Edgefield) Cheers.

506
00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:07,542
(Sykes) Cold enough?
(Edgefield) Very refreshing.

507
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,548
Any chance of buying some shares
in your enterprise?

508
00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:13,511
I'm afraid not. We're a limited company.

509
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:18,381
Pity. I've accumulated a lot of capital
in the last few years.

510
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:21,049
And this seems like an ideal home for it.

511
00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:23,761
We've no shortage of capital,
I assure you.

512
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,298
When our foreign branches
are fully operative,

513
00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:28,419
we shall have unparalleled resources.

514
00:47:28,542 --> 00:47:30,920
(Sloman)
The envy of the commercial world.

515
00:47:31,042 --> 00:47:33,170
(Sykes) And the scourge of the rest of it.

516
00:47:33,292 --> 00:47:36,341
(Sloman) And all because
of a colourless liquid.

517
00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:39,632
Just think of the unsuspecting fools
waiting to lap it up.

518
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,093
(Edgefield chuckles)

519
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:43,961
Perhaps Lord Edgefield
would like to see our milkmaid.

520
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:48,177
- Your what?
- Drink up and come with me.

521
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:51,710
I'll show you
how we deal company spies.

522
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,585
Sounds most intriguing.

523
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,335
Poetic justice don't you think?

524
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,257
A triumph of ingenuity.
I congratulate you.

525
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:04,753
That cream could curdle.

526
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:09,085
Never count your chickens
before they ... hatch!

527
00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:33,376
This is where your chickens
come home to roost, Mr Steed.

528
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,093
I hope you like our little coop.

529
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:38,633
It's a great coop.
Aren't we mixing our metaphors?

530
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,593
Hardly worth the trip, was it?

531
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:44,212
Especially as Miss King doesn't wish
to be rescued, do you, Miss King?

532
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,676
No!

533
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:48,090
Damsel seems to revel in her distress.

534
00:48:59,917 --> 00:49:02,921
(Vat whirrs)

535
00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:21,341
- Sloman?
- Yes?

536
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,086
- Any sign of Steed?
- Yes, he's over there.

537
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:27,756
What do you mean "over there"?
I'm over there!

538
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:29,969
No, you're not. I am.

539
00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:32,085
- Sloman?
- What?

540
00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:34,586
- You're not lying.
- Nor are you.

541
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:39,088
Steed! He didn't doctor our drinks.

542
00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:43,754
- I can see him, can't you?
- He mustn't be by the butter machine.

543
00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:47,834
- Yes, I haven't looked there.
- He mustn't be by the milk vat.

544
00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:51,041
- Yes, I'm not over there now.
- Well, where isn't he?

545
00:49:51,167 --> 00:49:53,386
I'm not right behind you!

546
00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:21,585
Mmm. Salted.

547
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,552
Steed! I really do hate you.

548
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,130
(Door slams shut)

549
00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,002
Steed?

550
00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:50,881
What are you doing?

551
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,674
My Great Aunt Emily,
she used to save up silver paper.

552
00:50:53,792 --> 00:50:55,715
Ended up with five tons of the stuff.

553
00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:59,792
Before she went off with the scrap metal
dealer. The one with the big moustache.

554
00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:02,591
- Is there a point to this story?
- There is a moral.

555
00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:05,837
Waste not, want not. All this butter,
seemed a pity to waste it.

556
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:08,711
- What, then? An endless picnic?
- Sandwiches.

557
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:11,677
- What, now? What about the celebration?
- Celebration?

558
00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,760
- You haven't forgotten?
- Yes.

559
00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:16,173
- You said you'd take me out to dinner.
- No!

560
00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:18,340
- Oh, you promised.
- Never.

561
00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:20,381
I even bought a new outfit especially.

562
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,753
- You didn't?
- I did!

563
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,968
I say, do you like it?

564
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,843
No.

565
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:32,131
What? Well, what's wrong with it?

566
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:33,593
Everything.

567
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:38,175
Everything about it is delightful.
I cannot tell a lie.

568
00:51:38,292 --> 00:51:41,922
The table is booked, the carriage awaits
and you look ravishing.

569
00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:43,385
And this?

570
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:47,710
Oh, that ...
That's for itinerant cats.